grandpaslincoln
02-06-2005, 08:20 PM
I am going to attempt, this friday, to start up the portal. If the site goes down for any reason, do NOT shit your pants, for it is only temporary. If this error does arise, take note, and go about your daily life. Go jack off, do something with yourself. Remember, it will only be temporary, life will not end as you know it, the world will continue to revolve, atoms will split, bacteria will grow, animals will run free, Osama Bin Laden will still be fucking his camel when the site returns.
CAUTION! Put your gun back into its protective case, and slip it back on the top shelf of your closet. The world is not ending. It has only begun.
If this portal turns out to work alright, I will personally send each and every one of you a dildo with the GMN logo on it. There are several colors to choose from. You can choose more than one, I have plenty to go around.
WARNING!
Just kidding. There is no warning. But there really is.
P.S. I wanna do BFG.
CAUTION! Put your gun back into its protective case, and slip it back on the top shelf of your closet. The world is not ending. It has only begun.
If this portal turns out to work alright, I will personally send each and every one of you a dildo with the GMN logo on it. There are several colors to choose from. You can choose more than one, I have plenty to go around.
WARNING!
Just kidding. There is no warning. But there really is.
P.S. I wanna do BFG.