Hello all! I guess I'm what you call a "noob" I found this place after I inherited my 1985 TC from a retired circuis performer in 2000. I'm an aries and I like women who aren't afraid to "go all the way". I collect stamps and locks of hair from people on the train. I have a petrified cat named Mr. bigglesworth and am a huge fan of Austin Powers. I try to excercise but find most of it comes from chasing down the women I stalk and stab them in subway station bathrooms. I'm also into BDSM and peehole fucking, I watch the Teletubbies and I'm a communist. I stomp on kittens and I offer children candy so they will get in my car. I throw babies in dumpsters and I fill puppies dog dishes with antifreeze. In my free time I mail death threats to the president and masturbate on piles of rotting meat. I wear womens clothing, I wear their skin too, I tuck my cock and prance around like a little girl. I'm anti earth, pro abortion (give me the fetuses, I eat them) anti gay, and against womens rights.
Well, I hope we can all get along, I dig people who share my interests.
: - P
Well, I hope we can all get along, I dig people who share my interests.
: - P
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