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[RideIt]

I'm a carnie, Been in the fair for 29 years and going, not sure how old I am, I was found in the bathroom trash can. I have 4 girlfriends in each town, one to wash my clothes, one to cook for me and two to have sex with. Not sure how many kids I have out there but no one knows my real name, if I told you i'd have to kill you and eat for dinner.

[Grand Marquis GT]

Hi Niki :D

[grandpaslincoln]

mmmmmm that's a sexy story, tell me more......


: - P

Welcome!

[bruno]

Banky Edwards (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000255/): Yeah.
Banky Edwards (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000255/): What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000255/): The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): Good. Why?
Holden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000255/): I don't know.
Banky Edwards (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!



Sorry, I like that movie

[sniper308]

Disgusting.


ATT, SNIPER 308.THE "REAL"DARK LORD OF THE DARK SIDE

[RideIt]

LMAO

[grandpaslincoln]

Great movie!!!!

I'm a Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back fan as well lol