tl;dr
Lost electrical power on the road. All accessories dead or dying; thankfully the engine kept going. Amp light flickering dimly at best.
Alternator assumed to be cause, as it is original and has 400,000k on it.
After five hours on a charger and 15 minutes on the road, the alternator appeared to be producing a charge again. I am confused.
So I'm driving around tonight and some asshole pulled out a little too far trying leave a parking lot. I had to nudge over a little to make sure I cleared his ignorant ass. I should have just ripped his nose right off, because I could of, but I'm a nice guy and that's not how I roll.
However, I did feel the need to communicate my dismay to this gentlemen, so I hit the horn button.
...Nothing happened.
I hit the other horn button, and this time something did happen. It was quiet. The horn didn't blast at all. It didn't make a sound. But my radio died.
This signalled an alarm bell inside my brain. This alarm bell brought two key memories to my attention.
1. My alternator is the only original assembly on the car and is wearing all of the car's ~400,000 kms.
2. I have noticed the turn signal operates (as in clicks and turns on and off) very slowly at idle over the last few days.
So I tried the horn again. The radio turned off again. I kept it off. I decided that my alternator probably died some time ago and the car's been running off the battery - which is now also on it's last legs.
As the drive went on I started losing more things. My turn signal now did not work. The light would turn on, and stay on - not blink or flash, as an effective signal should.
My clock display went very, very dim. My power window was extremely slow. My headlights went dim too. Very dim, to a point where I could see them on the backs of cars, not off the road.
There was a point, shortly after I lowered the window, where my gas gauge quit. It went went from a three quarter tank to brimming full. My headlights were NOT working at all. I probably lost my brake lights.
Thankfully this only lasted for about a minute. My gas gauge came back to life, and my headlights did too - but I was still clearly operating on minimal power.
Thankfully none of the major components went out. My steering and brakes were fine (hooray for hydraulic assemblies!), and my engine, while down on power, didn't show any signs of imminent death.
When I pulled into my friend's driveway, I noticed the amperage warning light came on - or, flickered. Dimly. Barely.
You know things are bad when the low power light doesn't have any power.
So I assumed my alternator finally bit the dust. Which is a pain in the ass, because it's Easter weekend and I'm gonna have to wait for pretty much anything.
So I hooked up a slow battery charge and left it for 5 or 6 hours. I've since borrowed this charger and a quick boost thing, just in case.
Shortly after I arrived, I had to start the car again to move it up three feet so the charger would reach the battery. It was REALLY slow to start, but it did start - which kinda surprised me.
I checked all the connections I could, everything I could see and check looked fine.
So that just means my alternator's dead and I need a new one, right?
No.
After the drive home I don't know what to think.
So I pulled it off the charger, it fired up okay, and I set off for home. No radio. Minimal dashboard lighting. No smoking (no windows). No fans. Minimal power consumption on my part. I tested the turn signals; they were slow, but they worked. I'm praying there's enough charge in it to sneak me home.
Here's where I get lost.
So about 15 minutes into the trip I try the horn. It beeps.
Then the CHECK ENGINE light comes on.
THEN everything works great. Windows are quick, blinkers blink steadily, even the wipers on maximum attack worked fine. High beams are bright, fog lights are too.
Even at idle.
....what the hell is going on?
Lost electrical power on the road. All accessories dead or dying; thankfully the engine kept going. Amp light flickering dimly at best.
Alternator assumed to be cause, as it is original and has 400,000k on it.
After five hours on a charger and 15 minutes on the road, the alternator appeared to be producing a charge again. I am confused.
So I'm driving around tonight and some asshole pulled out a little too far trying leave a parking lot. I had to nudge over a little to make sure I cleared his ignorant ass. I should have just ripped his nose right off, because I could of, but I'm a nice guy and that's not how I roll.
However, I did feel the need to communicate my dismay to this gentlemen, so I hit the horn button.
...Nothing happened.
I hit the other horn button, and this time something did happen. It was quiet. The horn didn't blast at all. It didn't make a sound. But my radio died.
This signalled an alarm bell inside my brain. This alarm bell brought two key memories to my attention.
1. My alternator is the only original assembly on the car and is wearing all of the car's ~400,000 kms.
2. I have noticed the turn signal operates (as in clicks and turns on and off) very slowly at idle over the last few days.
So I tried the horn again. The radio turned off again. I kept it off. I decided that my alternator probably died some time ago and the car's been running off the battery - which is now also on it's last legs.
As the drive went on I started losing more things. My turn signal now did not work. The light would turn on, and stay on - not blink or flash, as an effective signal should.
My clock display went very, very dim. My power window was extremely slow. My headlights went dim too. Very dim, to a point where I could see them on the backs of cars, not off the road.
There was a point, shortly after I lowered the window, where my gas gauge quit. It went went from a three quarter tank to brimming full. My headlights were NOT working at all. I probably lost my brake lights.
Thankfully this only lasted for about a minute. My gas gauge came back to life, and my headlights did too - but I was still clearly operating on minimal power.
Thankfully none of the major components went out. My steering and brakes were fine (hooray for hydraulic assemblies!), and my engine, while down on power, didn't show any signs of imminent death.
When I pulled into my friend's driveway, I noticed the amperage warning light came on - or, flickered. Dimly. Barely.
You know things are bad when the low power light doesn't have any power.
So I assumed my alternator finally bit the dust. Which is a pain in the ass, because it's Easter weekend and I'm gonna have to wait for pretty much anything.
So I hooked up a slow battery charge and left it for 5 or 6 hours. I've since borrowed this charger and a quick boost thing, just in case.
Shortly after I arrived, I had to start the car again to move it up three feet so the charger would reach the battery. It was REALLY slow to start, but it did start - which kinda surprised me.
I checked all the connections I could, everything I could see and check looked fine.
So that just means my alternator's dead and I need a new one, right?
No.
After the drive home I don't know what to think.
So I pulled it off the charger, it fired up okay, and I set off for home. No radio. Minimal dashboard lighting. No smoking (no windows). No fans. Minimal power consumption on my part. I tested the turn signals; they were slow, but they worked. I'm praying there's enough charge in it to sneak me home.
Here's where I get lost.
So about 15 minutes into the trip I try the horn. It beeps.
Then the CHECK ENGINE light comes on.
THEN everything works great. Windows are quick, blinkers blink steadily, even the wipers on maximum attack worked fine. High beams are bright, fog lights are too.
Even at idle.
....what the hell is going on?
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