Check out this hearse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WagonMan]

Any guesses what the reserve is?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1984-Mercury...m=401253309150

[DerekTheGreat]

I dunno man, I hope a least $20k From the stick on hood scoop to the flame thrower thing man, that just screams $$$ like legit yo. Furthermore, its not a Lincoln or a Cadillac so RARE! Plus, ORIGINAL MILES! Whatever the phuck that means and like it matters at this point... Plus over fluffed description! FAMOUS 5.0L engine!!! Skulls, skulls, spiders and skeletal dog! Don't miss out on this modified colony park, buy today!

Guy couldn't even get the "Ghost Rider" script straight despite having a body line to work with..

[fordnmerc]

I looked back in his completed listings and found that he had it listed in mid-December and it was bid to $8100 and didn't meet his reserve. He probably wants a hefty price.

I feel that any of us true Panther enthusiasts could find a wagon reasonably cheap somewhere and build our own custom hearse from scratch that would be better quality than his over-hyped creation. He comes on with the wordy hard-sell so strongly that it gets to be a real yawner mighty fast. We really need a snoozing emoticon for these things....

[HiFiMerc]

Looks like he buys those scoops in bulk. Ugh.

[WagonMan]

Looks like the wagon was rust proofed, lots of body plugs in the door jambs. I like the one piece door to get to the storage compartment in the back.

[ZombieTown94]

Very nice, but I'd have to take most of that stuff off

[L1011tristar17]

It's probably a nice car underneath all of those tacky add ons. It looks like something you park at the pumpkin patch.

[79lincolnlover]

Nice shape but very tacky

[longroof87]

I used to really want a hearse after I got out of my bronco fascination. I'd totally use it for my work vehicle. So much room for activities!

[knucklehead0202]

Looks like he buys those scoops in bulk. Ugh.

Haha beat me to it. What a disappointing bunch of shit he stuck on this poor thing. I'd offer $1800 to offset the cost of un-fucking this thing after he douched it all up. Really looks like a cool car with the exception of pretty much everything this dildo perpetrated. 8000 dollars my balls. Unless it was the only one that came with a boss 429 or something...

[Bad-Driver1]

This,

Haha beat me to it. What a disappointing bunch of shit he stuck on this poor thing. I'd offer $1800 to offset the cost of un-fucking this thing after he douched it all up. Really looks like a cool car with the exception of pretty much everything this dildo perpetrated. 8000 dollars my balls. Unless it was the only one that came with a boss 429 or something...

[DerekTheGreat]

I'm sure he buys the chrome skulls and other bullshittery in bulk too. Can't stand those, most flame jobs or the Chaldean cross shit either.

[Tiggie]

This made me research flame thrower stuff. Seems like some real sketchiness. Spark is easy enough with a separate coil and plugs in the tailpipes. But the fuel still comes from your engine - it cuts your ignition. Fuel washed cylinders aren't something I particularly like the idea of. I think I'd try to do a separate fuel injector on a standalone fuel system. Then maybe run isopropyl alcohol with lithium salts for a nice magenta flame.

[DerekTheGreat]

This made me research flame thrower stuff. Seems like some real sketchiness. Spark is easy enough with a separate coil and plugs in the tailpipes. But the fuel still comes from your engine - it cuts your ignition. Fuel washed cylinders aren't something I particularly like the idea of. I think I'd try to do a separate fuel injector on a standalone fuel system. Then maybe run isopropyl alcohol with lithium salts for a nice magenta flame.

The whole idea is stupid, makes me wonder about the people who install stuff like that. I remember the first time I saw a system like that, I was probably 9 or 10 at the time. Vehicle was a lifted mid 70's F series truck (IIRC). All white, really clean. Guy kept doing it and doing it, the flames shot out at least four feet. Then after one go-round the tailgate's trim caught fire, whoopsie.

[fordnmerc]

The whole idea is stupid, makes me wonder about the people who install stuff like that. I remember the first time I saw a system like that, I was probably 9 or 10 at the time. Vehicle was a lifted mid 70's F series truck (IIRC). All white, really clean. Guy kept doing it and doing it, the flames shot out at least four feet. Then after one go-round the tailgate's trim caught fire, whoopsie.

Any of that stuff can get out of hand real fast. It reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48jqF0CVXnk