I Have this problem, every time I turn around my pants are falling off and my Crack hangs out, I've had this problem for awhile now and its starting to really bug me, birds are trying to nest in it, it fills full of other peoples trash, just the other day I found my car keys in my crack, I've looked towards jesus to help me with my situation but all he did was make it rain, then I had a wet crack,, any help would be appreciated!!!!
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one word... spackle1987 Country Squire LX Wagon 5.0L: Daily Ride......1964 Lincoln Continental 430ci: Toy #1.
1984 F-250 4x4 4.9L: Toy #2.............................1968 Volkswagen Bug 2.0L: Toy #3.
1989 F-250 4x4 5.8L: Emergency backup and work truck...
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Well I and you also can blame it entirely on grandpaslincoln, or as I would Say Fuckin Jon... He is the one who pointed out the plumbers crack problem. See the other day me and Him were just hangin out by the lake, hahaha he'll get that!!! when he turned to me and said, "hey wheres my Dr Pepper" I replied how in the hell am I supposed to know! well turns out he had placed or for better words misplaced his Dp in my crack, so then and there I decided you know hey I need to get control of this situation or else... Who knows someday an illegal may hide in my crack when I'm across the border and I'll end up smuggling him or her back across, what I fear the most is there might be enough room for a whole family... just this morning my wife goes into the bathroom and the whole magazine rack was gone, turns out I made a u turn in the bathroom and (swallowed) if you will the magazine rack, it just snowballs bad because then I came out into the livingroom sat on the couch and tore it, I heard a rip so I stood up real quick turned around, knocked my son off of the couch with the magazine rack that was still in my crack, he had to get 6 stitches my wife is mad because I tore the couch, hurt my son, and stunk up all her magazines....please somebody help is the some sort of group that can help me???
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