This is about as close to one as it gets:
https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/6307153475.html
8.3 Fummins, 6-spd Alli slushbox, lockers, military beadlocks, bigass winch, air ride seats...
I should probably buy it, then me and the SWMBO will have matching trucks... It's even on the proper coast for that!
Joke aside, here's how to make this more proper. First order of business should be to put it on a diet and lose as much weight as feasible - rear bumper needs to go, that ungodly contraption that passes for a hitch needs to go, front bumper is likely that size due to the winch behind it but still if there is any way to lose some fat off it that needs to happen. Build tube rear bumper, make hitch a swing-down setup so it doesn't drag while offroading. Fix that clusterfuck of a front driveshaft. Add larger fuel tanks, this 55 gallon per side ain't shit for a truck like that. Install the air ride cut-off it comes with in place of the rear leaf springs, find a way to soften the front leaf packs and add air-assist there as well. Headlights height is in violation of just about every state's law regarding that, install the factory-available blank-out panels and move the lights into the bumper (which is exactly what Ford did with previous gen tilt-nose). Finally derate the GVW to as close to 16000 lbs as possible, this will allow you to legally tow a trailer that isn't a camper - as it stands all the non-CDL GVW is being used up by the truck, so only camper trailers are allowed on the hitch, which is fine if the bed could actually be used properly, however it's a sheetmetal bed with a floor that sits like 5ft off the ground (yeah you'll really really want a trailer to go with that mess).
https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/6307153475.html
8.3 Fummins, 6-spd Alli slushbox, lockers, military beadlocks, bigass winch, air ride seats...
I should probably buy it, then me and the SWMBO will have matching trucks... It's even on the proper coast for that!
Joke aside, here's how to make this more proper. First order of business should be to put it on a diet and lose as much weight as feasible - rear bumper needs to go, that ungodly contraption that passes for a hitch needs to go, front bumper is likely that size due to the winch behind it but still if there is any way to lose some fat off it that needs to happen. Build tube rear bumper, make hitch a swing-down setup so it doesn't drag while offroading. Fix that clusterfuck of a front driveshaft. Add larger fuel tanks, this 55 gallon per side ain't shit for a truck like that. Install the air ride cut-off it comes with in place of the rear leaf springs, find a way to soften the front leaf packs and add air-assist there as well. Headlights height is in violation of just about every state's law regarding that, install the factory-available blank-out panels and move the lights into the bumper (which is exactly what Ford did with previous gen tilt-nose). Finally derate the GVW to as close to 16000 lbs as possible, this will allow you to legally tow a trailer that isn't a camper - as it stands all the non-CDL GVW is being used up by the truck, so only camper trailers are allowed on the hitch, which is fine if the bed could actually be used properly, however it's a sheetmetal bed with a floor that sits like 5ft off the ground (yeah you'll really really want a trailer to go with that mess).
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